Elon Muscular

Actor, producer, and founder of New Heroes. I read the research so men don't have to, and put every move in plain English with its paper.

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Drive · Sep 10, 2026 Paid-only

Stop blaming porn for your erections and get your mood and your health checked.

Drive · Sep 10, 2026

Train your pelvic floor, but find out if it's tight before you start squeezing.

Willpower · Aug 25, 2026

Ask a regular doctor for naltrexone. You don't have to quit first to start it.

Drive · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Get your sperm tested. It predicts a lot more than whether you can have kids.

Drive · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Book the snip once your family's finished, then don't trust it until the lab does.

Strength · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Buy the certified helmet and the ABS before you buy anything else on the bike.

Willpower · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Stop counting how often and count what it's cost you, then take it to a clinic.

Drive · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Come off the testosterone before you try for a kid, and get the count checked.

Willpower · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Switch every cigarette over to the vape and keep none back.

Recovery · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Don't drive home off a night shift. Sleep first, or get somebody to drive you.

Willpower · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Self-exclude across every operator tonight, then get the marketing switched off.

Willpower · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Don't start on pouches unless you're putting cigarettes down.