Elon Muscular

Actor, producer, and founder of New Heroes. I read the research so men don't have to, and put every move in plain English with its paper.

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Vitality · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take bilberry for screen-tired eyes and blood sugar, not for night driving.

Gut · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Eat the fibre first. This capsule only earns its money in a gut that hurts.

Gut · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Buy it by the strain name, take it for regularity, ignore the rest of the box.

Gut · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Buy the 35624 strain for a gut that plays up. Ignore the rest of the box.

Looks · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Skip the bhringaraj oil. The regrowth happened on shaved rats.

Strength · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Buy beetroot for the nitrate. Betalain capsules just turn your urine red.

Vitality · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take betaine for homocysteine, not for your physique, and watch your cholesterol.

Drive · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take it if you're up twice a night, but it won't shrink the prostate.

Metabolism · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Get it from oats for your cholesterol. Skip the yeast immune capsules.

Vitality · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Eat the carrots. Never buy the pill.

Strength · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take beta-alanine for efforts that burn. It won't change how you look.

Metabolism · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take berberine if your glucose or LDL is high. Skip it for weight loss.