Elon Muscular

Actor, producer, and founder of New Heroes. I read the research so men don't have to, and put every move in plain English with its paper.

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Focus · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Stop buying BDNF. Earn it with training, sleep and hard practice.

Looks · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Use it at 5% on crow's feet. Trace amounts in a moisturiser do nothing.

Looks · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Buy Matrixyl in a cream, use it twice a day, and give it twelve weeks.

Looks · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Don't buy the EGF serum. It works where the skin is already open.

Defense · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Skip it. Everyone it's been tried in was old, sick and already in hospital.

Calm · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Run one 14-day course, then stop. Don't make it your daily calm.

Metabolism · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Don't buy pramlintide for fat loss. It's a mealtime shot for insulin users.

Gut · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Leave it on the shelf until somebody tests it in a person.

Metabolism · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Stop calling GLP-1s untested. Men have been injecting this one since 2003.

Drive · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Take it when the wanting is gone, not when the erection is.

Focus · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Give it the 14 days the Russian label allows, then judge it on your own work.

Looks · Aug 25, 2026 Paid-only

Get your moles mapped before the first shot, then every year you run it.